On the first day of Christmas
Hello good evening welcome to nothing much, another rant of nonsense with the Baldone touch. Its that truly awful and dreaded time of the year not my yearly bath but oh much worse. The truly awful C word, the countdown to Christmas has begun! Bah humbug i hear you all cry, well sod ya! i [...]
I entered the Arena at~ BN
Dear readers, friends and family, I, that’s me, have gone and thrown the gauntlet over at BlogNostics. Go there and give me the thumbs up please. Gladiatorial Dare. The Emperor of BlogNostics has chosen me and another opponent to battle for the honor of our craft. I am featured on the exciting new bn~Gladiatorial Dare [...]
Help I need somebody help
Hello my wonderful truly fantastic readers. The bald one types these words whilst kneeling before your true wonder. Why all the charm the creeping from your shiny headed friend you may wonder? Indeed the title of this brief post should have given you a clue! The Bald one needs you now!! I beseech and beg [...]
Thank You
The Bald one can only but describe himself as grey today. His spirits shrivelled like a potato long forgotten in the corner of the pantry. He knows not why (work mainly) but this time of freedom (day off) is marred by his feelings. So no writing another beginning of a story lays half finished on [...]
Blognostics a Short Bald Guide
Hello dear readers, The Bald One returns from his slumber. What does the hair challenged fledgling author have in store for me today? another story? another rant? no no say I take my hand its recently been washed well probably and together come with me on a magical tour………… Welcome to the world of [...]
DOGS GOING TO THE GYM READING
Pammy stared at her laptop screen. Her nails were newly polished and adorned. Stephanie always did the best job while she gave out the latest gossip. No way was she going to end up like Mrs. Ackerman’s daughter. A lesbian! Ew! Tapping out the letters, Pammy was acknowledging that her passions were spot on. Smiling, [...]
ABR (another baldy rant)
Hi all and welcome to… ABR another baldy rant in other words. Work eh one of the things the bald one cant stand about it (it’s a long list) is the use of abbreviations! So for your delight and because I don’t have much time (its my second born child’s birthday tomorrow) a little foray [...]
A care plan for the bald one
Hello my friends, the bald one has returned! Yay I here you cry (well in my bald head anyway) A big thank you to my lovely guest post people, thank you and thank you. The bald one has not been great recently (I hear you crying and sobbing) and so I have decided to approach [...]
It’s a Bald Man’s World
I am a lucky bald headed overworked fella. Another guest post from a lovely and talented lady find her here i demand you do so http://tjlubrano.blogspot.com/ Her art work makes me green with envy, i look like a sprout with glasses! A big thank you thank you to her again and again. The picture i adore [...]
Leeches and the bald one
Hello my dear sweet readers. Another guest post from a man simply in love with stories. His writings inspire the Bald one always. My undying thanks spring forth from my weary lips as i present Mr Stuart Nager’s guest post Don’t you love farce? My fault I fear.I thought that you’d want what I want. [...]
When Larry met Sally, I mean Charles.
Hello my readers of bald story telling and rantings most foul, due to life circumstances the bald one cried out for guest posts to fill his blog up with fresh joy, as sadly my time etc is limited currently. The first person to ride to my rescue on his horse is a wonderful man called [...]
Weddings
Hello friends, back again into the world of the blog! No story today so either cries of delight or outrage, what can I say either way tough the bald one is a lone crusader, blogging where when and what his fancy takes him. Saying that this post is another jaunt into the Smiley Sociology Study [...]
AV or not AV that is the question
Hello there strangers! Its been so so long since last we met and for this I offer my most humble of apologies. What can I say? I have no pc or internet at home and work etc has proven a large barrier to gaining any access, please forgive me (my head bowed in shame)
What should we chat about today? Well I will tell you what’s particularly annoying the Bald
Fallen a short story part twelve
Part Eleven Perhaps raced is not the most accurate of descriptions, we limped adrenaline leaving our bodies, shock slowly sinking in at we had done and just survived. “Pixie, here rest here” I gasped pulling her into the welcoming shadow of a large doorway. “Oh shit Fallen, what are we going to do? I just [...]
Fallen a short story part eleven
Part Ten We entered a small room at the top of the stairs, a guard held out his hands while the other kept us covered with his weapon. “Give me your guns” he said. I reached into my pocket very slowly, withdrew my gun and handed it to him. He turned to Pixie “now you” [...]
The Boss
Hello again my lovely little lambs of lusciousness, how are you all? that’s great that really is, but let us make haste to the important thing, namely me or I oh you know me/I. Well what can I tell you? I had a splendid weeks holiday so nice in fact I took an extra two [...]
Apology dear friends
Well my good friends and fellow lovers of words. My blog does seem to have been taken over by the ever growing entity which is my less then short story. It seems quite popular though for which i offer my humble thanks. I hope you can all forgive me and persevere. The end sadly is [...]
Short story a work in progress part ten
Part Nine For A to the G Happy Birthday mate I took her silence as a yes, so we stayed in the queue. Shortly we arrived at the large door and its guards. They looked Pixie up and down in a way I did not like, me they just sneered at, my hand tightened on [...]
Short story a work in progress part nine
Part Eight Through a combination of terror, lack of sleep or maybe dust Pixie faints, taking us all by complete surprise. Larry is now pointing his gun at an empty space, and somehow mine is in my hand pointing straight at Larry, who seemingly calm and collected throughout drops his gun and calmly sits down [...]
Niggles not giggles
[poll id="2"]Howdy there partners, today as a special treat respite from my story of a man called Fallen. Still untitled, a poll now graces my blog with three suggestions for a title. Please help an old bald man out and have a go or suggest your own. Anyway lets get back to the old routine [...]
Short story a work in progress part eight
Part Seven Suitably told I know my place and sit next to a burnt out car. I take time to smoke a cigarette, and hold my old gun in my hand. Something I swore I would never do again. Without thinking my hands go through the motions of checking everything works and it has a [...]
Short story a work in progress part seven
Part Six The drive is pleasant enough I guess, makes a change from walking. But the smell of the police car brings back more memory’s then the vodka can numb. Pixie sits in complete silence the whole journey, either resigned to her fate or just pissed off. Even A who is or used to be [...]
Short story a work in progress part six
Part One I woke up as usual with a terrible feeling of disorientation in my mind, and a foul taste in my mouth. One eye painfully and slowly cracked open to be met with a sea of brown. My sense of smell bombarded with a strangely familiar smell. With great effort I lifted my head, [...]
Short story a work in progress part five
Part One I woke up as usual with a terrible feeling of disorientation in my mind, and a foul taste in my mouth. One eye painfully and slowly cracked open to be met with a sea of brown. My sense of smell bombarded with a strangely familiar smell. With great effort I lifted my head, [...]
