Guest Post from the A to the G

Hello once more my fellow wanderers of the web and all round splendid folks. Two posts in a week your cup runneth over.
The bald one is honoured to bring a guest post for you delight and joy, from a simply great fella whose website should be viewed and cherished find him and his wonderful daughter here http://raisingamelie.com/ and without any time for cups of tea or a smoke read on…..

What’s cookin’? Why am I on such a peachy site as the Bald Crusader’s? Well for one it’s the bomb… totally supermurgitroid… a real treat!

Now that I’m here, it’s my bag man! So don’t wig out! kay?

You see I’m pretty beat and maybe it’s due to the muggles I had earlier as I don’t do junk! But hey man that’s the scene and you have to look sharp even when you have no bread.

Daddy-o, I’m here to tell you that I just don’t get it. Don’t flip! I know you’re on the fly but I sense you might need to get your glasses on Jack.

I’m booted in some things but not in this. You see I lost my lid. A size 59.

What happened earlier was that I was really finger zingering man, ok there were a few clams in there, but crap happens, right? Maybe it was the gutbucket music I was jamming to or was it that cat of a witch doctor in the Zoot who took it? Nah, that guy is jake with me.

I feel naked without it. I feel square. I may be a crumb but I ain’t no birdbrain.

Sure, I take it off when I have my cans on but that’s cause I have to. You see a dude needs his lid on. Especially when trying to break it down with the chicks.

Now I don’t have it how am I supposed to get that barn burner to care two hoots about me?

Don’t mean to be a drag. Oh hell! Forget it! I might just get me an axe to cart around.

Righty O , It’s been crazy but I need to split.

For those dweebs who didn’t comprenday… I lost my hat!!!!!
So uncool.

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 29th, 2011 at 7:26 pm. It is filed under Rantings of the bald one and tagged with Bald Crusader, Guest Post. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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Stuart Nagers says:

May 29, 2011 at 8:14 pm

un-chapeaued? We must go on a Hat Hunt!

melissa says:

May 30, 2011 at 3:03 am

oh geez… thanks for the clarification… thought you lost your toupee ;P

Jessica Brant says:

May 30, 2011 at 3:57 am

Ohhhh Daddy-o I found it in the tree, a bit worse for where, but rest your mind. It’s safe and sound…
xoxo
Jess
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Alpana Jaiswal says:

May 30, 2011 at 4:31 am

Hat or no hat..I know very well what you are..a really soft hearted and a lovable person.Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Hansi says:

May 30, 2011 at 1:55 pm

That was enough to drive a cool cat wild. Loved it.
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TJ Lubrano says:

May 30, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Haha awesome read A. Melissa’s comment made me laugh.

Now I’m imagining you with a toupee…
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Brenda says:

May 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Actually, that would be a great story. Thanks for the smile this morning..
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Sweepy Jean says:

May 31, 2011 at 1:19 am

Cool post, Jack! Glad you’re not off your rocker!

Alejandro says:

May 31, 2011 at 10:25 am

Thank you Charles for letting me grace your blog with my dribble.

Thanks to all who commented you are certainly on the fly!

A
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Mary Hudak-Collins says:

June 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

I won’t even begin to tell you where my imagination took me while reading as to what you had lost, LOL.
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