Hello once more my fellow wanderers of the web and all round splendid folks. Two posts in a week your cup runneth over.
The bald one is honoured to bring a guest post for you delight and joy, from a simply great fella whose website should be viewed and cherished find him and his wonderful daughter here http://raisingamelie.com/ and without any time for cups of tea or a smoke read on…..
What’s cookin’? Why am I on such a peachy site as the Bald Crusader’s? Well for one it’s the bomb… totally supermurgitroid… a real treat!
Now that I’m here, it’s my bag man! So don’t wig out! kay?
You see I’m pretty beat and maybe it’s due to the muggles I had earlier as I don’t do junk! But hey man that’s the scene and you have to look sharp even when you have no bread.
Daddy-o, I’m here to tell you that I just don’t get it. Don’t flip! I know you’re on the fly but I sense you might need to get your glasses on Jack.
I’m booted in some things but not in this. You see I lost my lid. A size 59.
What happened earlier was that I was really finger zingering man, ok there were a few clams in there, but crap happens, right? Maybe it was the gutbucket music I was jamming to or was it that cat of a witch doctor in the Zoot who took it? Nah, that guy is jake with me.
I feel naked without it. I feel square. I may be a crumb but I ain’t no birdbrain.
Sure, I take it off when I have my cans on but that’s cause I have to. You see a dude needs his lid on. Especially when trying to break it down with the chicks.
Now I don’t have it how am I supposed to get that barn burner to care two hoots about me?
Don’t mean to be a drag. Oh hell! Forget it! I might just get me an axe to cart around.
Righty O , It’s been crazy but I need to split.
For those dweebs who didn’t comprenday… I lost my hat!!!!!
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