I have a tattoo do you?
Today my treasured readers of good taste (or those who have accidentally stumbled upon my blog) I am sharing a little something of myself with you, a fact that on the whole takes a lot of people by surprise….. I that is the bald one do hereby admit to being in possession of rather a lot of tattoos!
Now due to my profession (its true I have a profession first in my family to ever walk through the doors of a university yet alone out the other side) all of my works of painfully executed art must be covered whilst actively at work (I never work topless)
After having these decorations for several years I tend to completely forget they grace my scrawny slender slim torso.
They are how ever marvellous for dividing people into love em or hate em camps (tattoos not my torso) and I will never forget a new neighbours face when he first set eyes on them one glorious summers day. I rather got the impression he felt I would attack him steal his mobile phone and set fire to his house at any minute!
I am although a tattooed hooligan a bit of a snob on the whole tattoo front so whilst whiling away a few hours I googled bad tattoo, for your delight I have included some of my favourites.
I also found this jolly amusing video, now tattoo’s hurt oh indeed they do. The bald man aint no hero but has sat through hours of pain for his art with slightly more decorum than this.
You were not kidding about the worst tattoo customer ever! Gosh those tattoos are ugly. So how many do you have?
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Lots and lots. there is a huge collection of terrible tattoo’s. dont know whether to laugh or cry at them.
Ok srsly, worst customer ever!!! I admit i am one of those with tattoos and actually have another planned…though yes there are some hideous ones out there…wow that video made me want to slap her and put everyone out of there misery! lol
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Gotta love tattoo’s but not shrieking women or men. Get some more its quite addictive i have found.
LOL – I have seen that video on one of the TV funny video shows, and not all that long ago! This woman was crazy. And to think that she really did ALREADY did have a tattoo was amazing to me! =) Now she has a tattoo and a half because she walked out and never got the one in the video finished. Frankly I would have taken a bottle to her head, knocked her out, and left her on the front stoop! =) I’ve always wanted to get a tattoo, but her reaction is exactly the reason I probably haven’t done it yet! =)
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I have loads and yes it hurts but not to that extent lol best to start with a very small one and work ya way up. My best mate did mine and he would have knocked me out.
i think that’s a perfectly normal reaction from a “mad women” .. the main truth behind tattooing is the hope that the artist can spell.
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There were lots of tattoo’s were spelling was incorrect to an alarming degree! she was an interesting lady
I refuse to think of a Patrick Swayze centaur tattoo is anything less than the greatest tattoo ever done.
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Sorry Grumpy did not realise it was you on the photo
Well thank you for at least leaving my face out.
Took some editing grumpy but for you anything.
Scary woman!
I love Tattoo’s but I’m not sure I would get one cos it might look awful in old age. Who knows.
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Hey I have discovered through work so much more than tattoo’s to worry about when we get old. So go for it sat I.
Yes I also have my artwork under cover….I don’t go topless either LOL…that woman is a nutttttttt LOLOL..As always..XOXOXO
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Under cover but always with us. Love tattoo’s wanna get another one right now!! i do go topless in the summer but not at work lol
I have the chinese symbol for ‘harmony’ on my ankle…though as I don’t speak Chines, it may well say ‘sweet and sour king prawn with fried rice’!
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I have my kids names in chinese on my shoulder surrounded by a dragon. Have sworn to never ask anyone who speaks chinese if thats what it says
Those are awful tattoos! So, when do we get to see yours?
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Sadly i have no photos being rather allergic to camera’s. I look like either Gollum after he has been stretched on a rack or the really old Dracula film Nosferatu
but trust me they are there.
I have 13 tattoos, yeah… and I want more. It is an addiction. BTW, the woman in the video… I wanted to reach through my screen and knock her out.
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They are addictive my mate who did the tattooing did warn me. They hurt but really? Would have been so tempting to tattoo what you think of her on her back lol.
Hahas well I never had a tattoo. and i will never work in a tattoo parlor after seeing that. Her lover must’ve been bored in the bedroom if she doesn’t like pain
anyhows if i ever was to get a tattoo, i would love to get a ferocious lion on my left shoulder in flames representing my sign and my fire element =D
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My mate tatttooed me and used to work in a tattoo shop that sort of situation was sadly quite common lol.
I must be the only person in the world who does not sport a tat much less even want one. I am to fickle, there is not a piece of art work I would want to place on my body. EVER! Don’t get me wrong I think they are great if that’s what you like and you are into, they are just not for me. Muscles are my thing there is nothing that looks better on any human body, including my own! Great post oh “Bald One” Crazy ass lady in the video, I hate violence but I would have put a bullet in her mouth just to shut her the “BEEP” up.
xoxo
Jesica
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Tattoo or not tattoo that is the question. Know what you mean after every one changed my mind and did not like it or wanted a diffrent one but hey forget i have em now.
I can appreciate a good tattoo but do not have any myself. I prefer not to have any extra visual clues about how much my skin is sagging as I get older.
Thats a lovely thought. Sure not true
Hello.. Funny I saw that video yesterday on the Utube. Well I have a couple of tats, nothing as artistically dyslexic as those you’ve shown though.
The good thing about tats is people can identify your body if yu are ever trampled by an elephant.
Cheers A
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A to the J i believe you. There is a frightening supply of truly terrible tattoo’s on the wonder web
Hi! Love your blog which I found on Bloggers. Just signed up to be your latest follower on Google Friend connect too.
Off to explore some more.
Warm wishes
Carol
May i extend the warmest of welcomes, please feel free to explore.
I am a recent convert to tatoos. My little angel, my beloved daughter now has two rather cute tatoos one on her lower arm and the other on her ankle. It could be worse they could of been on her face . Im going to adjust my screen resolution it’s obviously playing up, changed your photo, cos either my other eye gone blind or it’s not showing a “scrawny slender slim torso”.
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Larry you cheeky fella that is not my torso. My tattoo’s are of a much higher quality!! kudos on your daughters.
I have three so far….shh don’t tell the other mothers at playgroup
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You gotta show them peoples faces are a picture!
Tattooos… Tattoos did someone say Tattoos?
I have two – lower back and ankle love em … Got my first when I turned 30 which was the ankle one.. Second when I turned 36 (lower back) and I do WANT more… I would love some kinda of flower viney type tat on my foot.
Pain hmmmm guess I have a high tolerance to it.. 5 kiddies and 2 tattoos neither were very painful. Bring me a migraine headache and I’ll say “What a pain in the arse” (errm head)
I agree with some of the others about that woman in the video… I have a new “suggested” must have tool for any tattoo artist .. MUZZLE!!
Get some pics of ur tats
I’ll show you mine.. if you show me yours…
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My wife has not had a tattoo but two kids, so she reckons she is.harder than me lol
J
Those are awful tattoos! My tattoo’s are of a much higher quality!! I have loads and yes it hurts but not to that extent lol best to start with a very small one and work ya way up. Sadly i have no photos being rather allergic to camera’s.
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